My family got into the e-mailling mood and she related something really funny to us. So, the idea for this entry and contents of it, I got from my aunt. :P
Aunty Julie, I give you full credit, ya!!!
This is very common in M'sia... Where some barger will park his car indiscriminately anywhere (even in front of a DO-NOT-PARK sign) and so, at times will block another person's car.
Aunt's Colleague: Barger-la... This idiot is blocking my car, so difficult to go out!!
Aunt: Yealo!!!
Aunt's Colleague: Ok, let me try to get out...
** after many many many zillion minutes, later... My aunt's colleague managed to get out **
Aunt's Colleague: Barger-la (wipes sweat)... Wait, must teach this feller a lesson...
Aunt: What you gonna do? Scratch his car-ar?
Aunt's Colleague: Worse than that... Got pen or paper?
Aunt's Colleague: **scribble ** **scribble** Nah!! Gao Tim! (Cantonese for "done or complete")
Aunt: WAAAHHH.. POWER!!!!
My aunt's colleague left this note to the owner of the vehicle...
May a thousand birds shit on your car and dog pee a thousand times on your 4 flat tyres if you continue to park illegally
That has got to be the best note ever!! HAHAHAA...
It did work for a few days but then, it started all over again... (0___o)
Aunty Julie, I give you full credit, ya!!!
This is very common in M'sia... Where some barger will park his car indiscriminately anywhere (even in front of a DO-NOT-PARK sign) and so, at times will block another person's car.
Aunt's Colleague: Barger-la... This idiot is blocking my car, so difficult to go out!!
Aunt: Yealo!!!
Aunt's Colleague: Ok, let me try to get out...
** after many many many zillion minutes, later... My aunt's colleague managed to get out **
Aunt's Colleague: Barger-la (wipes sweat)... Wait, must teach this feller a lesson...
Aunt: What you gonna do? Scratch his car-ar?
Aunt's Colleague: Worse than that... Got pen or paper?
Aunt's Colleague: **scribble ** **scribble** Nah!! Gao Tim! (Cantonese for "done or complete")
Aunt: WAAAHHH.. POWER!!!!
My aunt's colleague left this note to the owner of the vehicle...
May a thousand birds shit on your car and dog pee a thousand times on your 4 flat tyres if you continue to park illegally
That has got to be the best note ever!! HAHAHAA...
It did work for a few days but then, it started all over again... (0___o)
good way to tell them.. but it would be better if u got a brick or big stone and put on a piece of paper on their windscreen :D..bet u that they will never block other ppl car..hehehe
ReplyDeleteHahahaaha... Great idea. ;)
ReplyDeleteI'd guess another one is to put barriers around the car so that the owner realizes that his car is like a barricade to other people as well. :)whh