===Take note, this post has nothing to do with anything obscene===
In Cantonese, wood (木) is pronounced as "muk", which if applied as an adjective, it means that you do not show much expression and is quite steady, like a tree, standing in a forest.
Anyway, EV and I had a conversation not too long ago...
EV: I want to watch movie.
Me: Yeah, I know.
EV: I want to watch Keanu Reeves.
Me: You want to watch that "muk"? Hahaha...
EV: Yeah, I like to watch "muk".
Me: You do realize that he's a "muk".
EV: Yes, but he's a good "muk".
Me: What makes you think he's a good "muk". He really acts like a "muk"-la. No expression. Really like a piece of wood.
EV: Yeah, but its not easy to play a "muk".
Me: You sure not easy meh?? He just need to stand there, like a "muk".
EV: Yes, it's not easy. That's why people pay him to play the "muk".
Kekekekee... Anyone watched "The Day The Earth Stood Still" yet?